Philosoraptor’s 50 Wisest Musings by Geekosystem Staff | 10:56 am, November 23rd, 2010 Image macro memes are a dime a dozen. But then there’s Philosoraptor, the contemplative dinosaur that makes us think even as we laugh. Originally a t-shirt design, he’s transformed into so much more, asking profound questions like “if time gets frozen and then reactivated, for how long was it frozen?” and “if a robot does ‘The Robot,’ is it still called ‘The Robot,’ or just … dancing?” Below, 50 of Philosoraptor’s wisest musings: (all images drawn from Reddit, MemeGenerator, MemeBase, KYM, and various Google image searches; check out Lonely Dinosaur for some more fun designs) © 2016 The Mary Sue, LLC |Random Comic Generator 2.0 Over 20,068,877 combinations, and counting! Create and share your own! Did you know by creating an account you can favorite comics, shorts, minis, automatically bookmark the last one you saw, and more? Learn more about it here!

Log in or Register Username or email addressJoin the cool kids here!New Uncharted 4 Multiplayer Map Out Today as Free UpdateQuestion-Meme Generator mct421 / ©2007-2016 mct421 Do you know those journal memes that tell you to list ten or so of your friends and then answer some questions with them in? Like, "If 3 and 6 baked a cake together, what flavor is it?"This is a generator of such questions. You put in some names of your friends, copy-paste (or rewrite) the ten questions it throws together for you, and then answer them somewhere. If you like this little assistent, it'd be grand if you could link back here so that others can find it.Thanks to everyone who helped with the ideas, and the ones who came up with the original memes of that kind.Also everyone who commented, faved and shared their crazy questions and answers! Very fun to watch. Edit: (Do2Mo3Y2o10) Messed a bit with the coding (it now remembers names for the next round!), and added some more placeholders. Hope everything still works as, well, much as it did before.

Edit: (Do3M1oY2o08) I DID fix a few of the smaller problems, but kept forgetting to upload it! But, here we go.Mysteries of the Meme:"How did you do this?"I'm not a big programmer, so those aren't really all that hard to make. You WILL need to know how dynamic textfields in Flash work, and then there's a non-fatal buttload of random and not-so-random variables, arrays, and a bunch of if-thens. And maybe a for-loop or two. I apologize if this isn't much help. Also, mind you, I kept the programming simple - the meme's dumbness can be half the fun, I mean, come ON, don't tell me you took this meme and expected SERIOUS questions."It didn't use some of the names I put in!"It won't just ignore any of the names you picked anymore. For the moment at the cost of the name order not being randomized, but I'll change that again as I redo the coding of this thing."It used the same name twice in one question!"No more evil twins. Or at least, it's far more unlikely now. After all, evil twins DO exist."

A question showed up twice or more!"Not fixed yet, but it doesn't seem all that fatal for the moment."The program skipped a question, or I pressed "Next" too early! Can you put in a Back button?"If I ever redo the thing completely, there'll be more varied questions, placeholders, and I'll see what's the best way to solve this. Until then, good luck, and don't press "Next" too early.Tennis Shoes For RoofingQuestions not making sense, being awkward as heck, not using proper grammar:Make the best of it.Multi-Pillow Back Sofa Slipcovers Supermarket giant Woolworths created a controversial campaign ahead of the Anzac Day centenary called Fresh in Our Memories.Eric Wright Moving Company Woolworths under fire for Anzac 'Fresh in our Memories' campaign

Minister for Veterans' Affairs Michael Ronaldson has hit out at supermarket giant Woolworths over a controversial Anzac Day campaign, saying he asked the company to take it down as soon as he saw it.The campaign saw the company's logo, the word Anzac and the phrase "Fresh in our Memories" placed over images of former soldiers.panies wanting to use the word must get approval from the Veteran Affairs Department."It was not appropriate, they did not have permission and, under the Protection of Word Anzac Act, I've got to authorise the use of the word Anzac and I did not provide it for those who are looking for purely commercial benefit," Senator Ronaldson told 702 ABC Sydney."In Woolworths' defence, as soon as I contacted them they did pull it down but I hope this is a salutary reminder to everyone that this is a word that is very precious to all of us, it will not be trivialised and I will ensure that it's not."Senator Ronaldson said the department tended to authorise the use of the word for organisations that were putting money back into veteran programs and were not using it purely for commercial gain.

Woolworths took the Fresh in our Memories website down late yesterday.Senator Ronaldson said there are potential penalties for unauthorised use of the word Anzac, which can be $10,000 for an individual, $50,000 for a corporate or 12 months' imprisonment."Even in 1920 when this Act was put in place, the legislators of the day were determined to protect the word and put in what are very significant penalties," he said."My role is not to impose penalties unless I have to. My role is to try and educate people this is a special word."Senator Ronaldson said the fact Woolworths moved quickly when asked to pull the campaign would probably weigh in their benefit."But I just hope this is another reminder if you want to use the word, you require my permission to do so," he said."Between now and Anzac Day and thereafter I will remain ever vigilant as to the use of this word, and the Australian community quite frankly deserves no less." We've got to have an open mind and make sure that these organisations that want to get involved get it right at the first point so that you can build on successful programs thereafter.

The Woolworths campaign had allowed people to upload their own images of people affected or lost to war to a picture generator.The generator then created an image emblazoned with the words "Lest we forget, Anzac 1915-2015".At the bottom of the image the generator inserted the phrase "Fresh in our Memories" and a Woolworths logo.Woolworths promotes itself as the "Fresh Food People" and the word "fresh" is heavily promoted by the supermarket chain.Opposition Leader Bill Shorten said Woolworths was ill-advised with its campaign."At the hundred-year anniversary where there's such great attention in terms of the sacrifice of our first Anzacs, I certainly wouldn't want to see any commercial interests exploiting Anzac for their own purposes," he said.The campaign, which the supermarket chain insisted was not a marketing move, drew strong criticisms on social media and sparked memes that hijacked the concept.While the word Anzac is protected by the Department of Veterans' Affairs, the word Gallipoli is not.

RSL New South Wales state president Rod White told 702 ABC Sydney the organisation valued corporate partnerships, as long as they fit with the agenda of supporting Defence Force members and veterans."Whether it's Woolworths or other small or larger companies, at the end of the day they are staffed by typical Australians who want to support serving and former members of the Defence Force," Mr White said."Now the RSL, like other [ex-services organisations], have a number of programs to assist these people and I think it's a good thing if corporate Australia, regardless of the size of the company, wants to assist these people to do something to help in that regard."But at the end of the day, it's got to be a program that fits with our philosophy and the broader community's expectations."He praised the philanthropy of everyday Australians and encouraged businesses to work with organisations like the RSL to support Defence members and veterans."I think we've got to have an open mind and make sure that these organisations that want to get involved get it right at the first point so that you can build on successful programs thereafter," Mr White said.